I'd give Quasimodo a run for his money....

What do you get with a hotel full of partying Asian Indian people???(and YES...I had to clarify!geesh).....a rousing good time!! I can honestly say I’ve never met such “happy –go-lucky” people!! Though my face rather doesn’t appreciate it…my lips/cheeks were stuck in a constant smile for 4 hours straight!...I feel like I’ve had botox injections!! Phew! …maybe we should send the Hollywood Nancies over here for a couple of hours during a Hindu festival…and WHA BAM….. free botox!

Though the down side..they all went to bed at 2….so trying to occupy my time I brought out a book…and more times than I’d like to admit my face met the desk when I’d nod forward…however then I would try and keep my head farther back…and BAM it would smack into the wall……So needless to say….I have a egg on my forehead …and an egg on the back of my head….oh how attractive I must look! With all these eggs I could serve a billion body builders….

So with eggs on the anterior and posterior portion of my head (front and back for those of lesser knowledge then I …I joke, I joke…) and a botox looking face resembling an “Orange County” Wife… I can honestly say….I think id be able to give Quasimodo a run for his money!!!! Watch out Quasi…theres a new bell tower ringer in town…..

And with that beautiful picture….. I bid you good day ;)

His moon was awfully bright tonight...

Sitting at the front desk (of the hotel in which I work) I have a view of the entire lobby. I wouldn’t say it’s necessarily a bad view….It tends to change with the incoming/outgoing of guests… Sometimes it’s boring and other times it can be quite amusing….

Tonight I’m sitting at the desk (per usual) watching the clock, counting down the minutes until 7am… and a man, with several drinks under his belt, walks through the lobby from the bar. He is about to head up the dreaded stairs (the nemesis of drunks…and yet the entertainment of the sober)….when he realizes the tray of cookies next to the stairs. He quickly (and off balance) turns and starts mumbling and laughing at me…then points at the cookies with a HUGE smile!...Not knowing exactly what he means, I encourage him with a smile of my own and pretend to get back to my work… (It’s best not to keep eye contact with them for too long, for fear of encouraging a conversation)…

So he begins to bend over to get a cookie and starts to lose balance… so he straightens up and prepares himself for another go….he bends over again this time completely loosing balance and face plants into the table and lands on the ground…(meanwhile I’m stifling my giggles, and trying to ask him if he is ok at the same time…not an easy task)…. He gets up once more…and with a new found determination he bends completely over and stays in this position for a minute or two…..

…and to my complete and utter horror…. I see the moon…his moon….

TWO…GIANT…WHITE…BUTTCHEEKS…(and a little crack on the side)

He then proceeds to straighten up with his cookie, turn and shoot me a wink, and walk up the stairs…..

And I think I vomited a little in my mouth…

The start of something new(ish)....

Well here it is at last....I've "blogged" on facebook about my adventures at work (I work in a hotel for those of you who don't know) and my daily life...but after much persistence (and quite a bit of free time at work)...my blog is up and running!!

So here are a couple of promises....

1. More then likely there will be spelling errors...

2. I will blog as much as I can...HOWEVER... only things that I myself find amusing....(I mean why would you want to know about the boring stuff?)

3. I lay it out as it is...I try not to sugar coat things...

4. ....ok there might be some boring stuff...but deal with it ;)

and so it begins......